Dear Spammer 2

Dear spammer…

Salamat talaga… at naiintindihan mo ako.. sa sobrang intindi mo nga sa akin, Tagalog na ang iyong mensahe.  Kaya lang, di ko pa rin maintindihan.

Salamat sa papuri.. nakakatuwa ang iyong katha.  Pinadugo mo ang ilong ko na kung tutuusin ay Tagalog naman ako.

Naantig talaga ako.  Maraming maraming salamat sa’yo.  Sa aking Tagalog spammer… mabuhay ka!  But I believe, I don’t need steroids.  I don’t workout and I don’t believe in instant gratification nor instant fat-burner products.  I guess your offer’s more on enhancing my muscles.  But then again, I don’t need it.  Thanks for your offer.

I do hope this time you understand that as much as I appreciate your comments and your praises… I will not buy your products.

Thank you spammer.  Much appreciated.

Sincerely,

Bebekoh

SPAM

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